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The Pandemic Puppy Of 2020 Things are finally opening up!  We can resume our lives! We can stroll through shops. We can host cocktail parties. And, most r…

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When we reach the end of quarantine, there will be lots of good news!  Pretty soon your exhausting schedule of getting up at 10 a.m., eating ice cream st…