Reeves Motal

Reeves Motal

Humor
Reeves Motal

8 Times Crime Went Wrong

was about six years old and my grandfather had a pair of truck drivers that provided my first exposure to the “geniuses” that constitute the criminal element. The drivers were a father and son duo that one Saturday morning, took the back seat out of the father’s car and drove to a farm a few miles north of town. Once there, they somehow managed to load a 400 pound hog into the back of the car.  Turning around, they headed back south of town to the local livestock auction.

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Sports
Reeves Motal

Great Stories From The Fairway: Golfers, Golf Clubs & Everything Else

All of the people on this planet (and any other semi-intelligent species in the Universe) can be divided into three groups: 1. Golfers. 2. People that own a set of golf clubs. 3. People that can’t understand why anyone would ruin an otherwise relaxing walk by beating a small white spheroid to death with a bunch of sticks. My dad was a member of the first group. We spent most spring and summer week

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neon style sign on wall with words no stupid people beyond this point
Humor
Reeves Motal

When Stupid People Become Scary

They walk among us. Even worse, we let them drive cars and vote and reproduce. No wonder the world is in such miserable shape. I’m of course talking about the terminally clueless morons that seem to more and more permeate our lives. These people are easy to identify. I’m not talking about the ones that are just misinformed, but the ones that turn your mind to warmed over oatmeal with their every u

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laundry
Humor
Reeves Motal

Laundry Day: A Man’s Worst Nightmare

If your McMansion is equipped with quarters and a pair of live-in maids, or if you’re married to the perfect Stepford wife and don’t have a clue where the laundry room is, you can stop reading now. The following will not apply to you and the rest of us don’t want to know about your elevated social status. If you are like the rest of male humanity, you either need to help with the laundry or if you

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Humor
Reeves Motal

The Hilarious Christmas Songs We Wish We Had!

When I was a kid, Christmas got kicked off the first week, or sometimes the second week, of December when the train arrived with the fresh cut Christmas trees.  Everyone in town helped unload them – and got a chance to pick out the best.  By the way, it was a steam train – it’s been quite a few years.  Now, we might as well toss in the towel make Christmas a year round event.

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Humor
Reeves Motal

When It Comes To Hurricanes? Get The Hell Out!

Quick apology: I intended to write this soon after returning home, but “other stuff” kept me busy and this got wedged and shoved into the background clutter of my cluttered brain. Later when I was writing an article about becoming a pilot, I had to turn off the computers, unplug them from the wall, and consider where I was gonna take cover as I spied a pair of funnel clouds menacing me from the no

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Humor
Reeves Motal

Signs Of The Apocalypse – The Grocery Store

Friends and neighbors, boys and girls, the Apocalypse is upon us! Why? Because we humans have lost our friggin’ minds!  We are committing specie-cide! All it takes is a trip to your local grocery store to provide all the proof you need that wholesale insanity is loose in this world! With insanity on my mind (or in it, or something,) I decided to play investigative reporter, (like back when that ac

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Humor
Reeves Motal

Wine People Can Be Dangerous People! Stay Clear!

Forget Zombies – Wine People Are Much More Dangerous!! You don’t believe me? Then hearken to my tale of woe! Let’s say you are engaged in the mate hunting ritual. You find a gal that has a lot of possibilities – BUT – she might have dark secrets that need to be ferreted out before the relationship can progress. So you casually ask, “What do you think of Robert Parker?” “I liked his song Simple Irr

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Humor
Reeves Motal

Gravity: A Call To Action! We Must Stop The Madness

Even a momentary glance at the News will tell you that we are in serious trouble. Trouble – Trouble – Trouble in every direction! We have let things go on for far too long and it is time to get off our duffs and demand that our US Senators and Representatives get off their own backsides and take immediate action! For 334 years we have been disastrously hampered by the most insidious of laws and it

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Life
Reeves Motal

Electric Vehicle Reality: The Trouble On the Path To An EV World

Electric vehicles are here. There are more and more on the streets and freeways everyday. They are the “wave of the future.” But like all future waves there are associated “costs” when we insert a little reality into the opportunistic future. So – let’s take a look at those realities of electric vehicles. Let’s say that someone decides to do their part in saving the planet and goes green and buys

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