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Polyester. God I hate it. I even hate the word. “Poly” meaning “many” and “Esther” meaning you were probably born in the very late 1800s. Suddenly I feel sorry for all the Esthers who gave their lives so I could have a shiny purple paisley shirt…

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Awards? We’ve Got Them By The Bucketful In America. After all, this is the country that invented the Participation Award in which a 5-year-old gets a trophy the size of the Stanley Cup just for attending T-ball practice. In Hollywood alone,…

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My father, Lou, was a very wise man. He wasn’t highly educated but he had what we call “street smarts.” He taught me a lot about life, but he never sugar coated it. Even when he probably should have. I don’t ever remember a time when I believed in S…

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I suppose everyone has their quirks and idiosyncrasies, but I worry that I may have more than most. Sometimes I think, “Is it just me?” But then I am comforted whenever I find out that I’m not the only one who thinks this way. So, in my attempt to f…

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They say, with age comes wisdom. (Don’t believe it. I know plenty of stupid old people.) It’s also been said that the older you get, the more you realize you don’t know. (This is true. I’m so old that I don’t even know what I don’t know.) So…

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As bad as I feel for women experiencing the symptoms of menopause, my heart goes out even more to the men who have to live with them while they endure “the change of life.” When my husband and I exchanged wedding vows 35 years ago, n…

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1. Bust out a t-shirt that says, “Hard Rock Cafe — Wuhan.” 2. As a side job, take up walking Dobermans. 3. Wear a Speedo. Just a Speedo. 4. Get a giant version of one of those stickers that say, ‘Hello, My Name Is…Cluster Star…

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I was never one to hold a grudge. In fact, that old axiom, “Never go to bed on an argument,” didn’t hold water for me. I thought I should always go to bed on an argument because by morning I’d forgotten what I fought with my husband about and theref…

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There are a lot of things that my generation grew up with that were always there and seemed like they always would be. Until they weren’t. Some of them were simple things that seem funny now when viewed through the lens of time. While progress h…

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A few weeks ago, I was wearing protective gloves for cleaning.This week I’m wearing them just to touch a door knob. A few weeks ago, I didn’t know what N95 masks were.This week I know I need one and can’t get one. A few weeks ago, if someone sneeze…

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After spending five minutes of my life that I’ll never get back again trying to politely get rid of a slick-talking dude who’d phoned, intent upon selling me seasons tickets to the opera, I asked my Facebook pals “What’s the best way to deal wi…

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While I do not want to come off as insensitive during this worldwide pandemic, I do want to shed light (not pounds) on another less serious (but still disturbing) side effect of the pandemic, The COVID-15 (Compulsive Overeating Very Intens…

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Maybe you haven’t heard of her, but much of America is falling hard for Marie Kondo. Years after writing her bestselling book, The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, the author hosts a popular Netflix program teaching clients to ret…

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There are many well-known warning signs that you are getting old. Most of them are physical, like graying hair, wrinkled skin, decreased vision, slow metabolism, sexual dysfunction, aches and pains…well, you get the point. We’ve been wa…

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