

Top 30 Signs That You’re Old
1. You rock back and forth, lunge, and grunt every time you get up from a seated position. 2. “Fiber” is at the top of every grocery list because now all your best moves involve your bowels. 3. You pray for good luck with your old appliances because all the new models are smarter than you. 4. You stop caring how you look in a hat. Or Velcro shoes, suspenders, or pants with elastic waistbands. 5. Y